Peter Lazy

Corporate drone? Existential burnout? Just vibing through late-stage capitalism? This one’s for you. “It’s not that I’m lazy. It’s that I just don’t care.” captures the dead-eyed rebellion of every cubicle survivor. Perfect for casual Fridays, Zoom calls, or silently quitting in style. Flair not included.

Product: Next Level Apparel 3600 Men's Cotton Crew

• 4.3 oz.
• 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey
• Heather Gray 90 Cotton/10 Poly
• 32 singles
• Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Hemmed sleeves
• 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
• Tear-away label
• Select colors up to 4xl
• Sideseamed